Caption Britney Spears' Latest Crime Against Fashion

Pop tart continues to strut her, um, unique sense of style. What do you think?

UPDATE

Tat2girl Says: "At least I wore a bra, y'all."

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Britney Spears, out grabbing her ubiquitous Starbucks in Calabasas, Calif, and looking like she's ready for roller derby. Now, we understand she's just running errands and isn't on the red carpet, but WTF?

What do you think of the Candie's designer's knee-highs and short shorts getup? Write your most clever caption below and we'll post our fave here and on our Facebook page.