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Plastering yourself with stars doesn't guarantee a stellar outfit. Fergie found out the hard way at the Teen Choice Awards.
"Not a lot of 36-year-old women can wear this because most have close enough friends to talk them out of this s--t," quipped Fashion Police's Joan Rivers of this Dolce & Gabbana dud.
And that's not all. The hostess with the mostest talks orgasms, army jackets and more!
So click in and get all of Joan's jokes that didn't make it on air in our sassy sartorial photo gallery.